"Love is an open doo-"
Shoutout to the girls gettin chub rub but walking like your life isn’t falling apart because your inner thighs are on fire
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train